monkey business

guess what?

there's some freaking mad monkey roaming around my neighbourhood these days. yes you read it right. MONKEY.

can u imagine, even doing the simplest chores around the house cud be the hardest when the monkey's around. a total nuisance. you see, the monkey actually lost it's habitat *i think*. cz u knw, there's this golf club near our housing area. and these people have invaded their private territory. so, in return, these monkeys would swing around our house. and maybe would give you a suprise visit if you don't lock ur doors properly.

this freaking mad monkey *the name which was given to this monkey by me* actually had a mother with him before this, as told by my mother. but the PERHILITAN people had shot her *not like make her go RIP, but like make her go to sleep, and then they take her away* and she was not be found. and so, this freaking mad monkey is swinging around our neighbourhood happily *o myb unhappily, since it's mum is not around, buhuu* and make my family or accurately my mum go nuts. these are the reasons to why this monkey is making my mum go nuts:


1. this monkey is a total mess
-it played with our clothes when we tried to dry em outside the house. the monkey would push around the hangers, play&chew&throw around the 'penyepits' , would leave the clothes lying on the filthy floor.

2. would totally go on our boiling points
-would play with the kitchenware which was left to be dried at the wet kitche, behind my house. the freaking mad monkey would touch our human things, and would even play around with it. which eventually make these human stuffs go very very extremely dirty, since this monkey would be searching for food in those odd smelling, dirty looking rubbish bins with its bare hands. and if ur lucky enough, while ur washing ur plates, the monkey wud even do its peek-a-boo moments witya *bajet comell gle, rasa nk sepakkkk je* from our rooftop. it would sneak about and would even give a big scary grin to you *serious kuning gigi dia :D*.

3. they can ruin your life like hell
-this freaking mad monkey actually pulled out a plant of my mum's out of a vase in front of our house. like, apa masalah monyet niy, gila apa. taw la u dont have a friend or a family member nearby. but please la dont let go of ur anger and aim us to be ur prey. it scattered around the plants leave em lying around lifeless. kesian la kat pokok pokok tu, monyet oit! it made our house go pretty bad in shape. semua sbb monyet niy, aku kena sapu sapu, kemas kemas, dan memberi kata kata semangat kepada pokok pokok yang lain yang masih hidup. aiyoyoyo :S

4. the monkey makes u work harder and think critically
-because the freaking mad monkey likes to play with our clothes when we tried to dry them out. we eventually just dry them in our house. sidai sidai bawah kipas, ta kering masuk kt pengering baju. thank god for technolgy advancement :) and because the freaking mad monkey likes to play with the kitchenware when we try to dry them outside, we were forced to make more effort to be more rajin and bring them inside when we're finished with cleaning em. about the plants, we cant actually do nytin bout it. cz d plants need sunlight to live. so, we just gotta give the plants extra attention, since the freaking mad monkey is always making my or shud i say my family even miserable with it's presence.

and so, in conclusion. we must always be aware of the monkey. so that it won't bother in any other ways. and if at any time i had the chance to be very near the monkey and by any chance have a possible weapon *not like nytin could make the monkey to go rip, but just to make em hurt a bit, to giv em a lesson* in my hand or at most 0.5metre range from me. i'd try to make em go away away away from my neighbourhood. to the freaking mad monkey, i'm sorry that ur habitat is being envaded and ur mother's not around to take care of you, but do please don't make others be mad at you.

if you do not know how to behave, monkey. i'll make u have ettiquettes classes with me. and u'll be as nice as this little monkey here. ehhe :D